It’s lastly occurred.

Arizona Republicans’ presumptive choose for the USA Senate has gone full-on, flat-out fruit loop.

Lake on Thursday provided up the mom lode of conspiracy theories, revealing that “they” unleashed COVID-19 so as to cease Donald Trump from getting reelected.

Sadly, Lake didn’t disclose who “they” are. The Jews? The Chinese language? Maricopa County Recorder Stephen Richer? Lizard individuals? Heck, possibly they’re all in on it.

However she made it clear that there’s just one one who can save us.

Lake has moved on … again to conspiracy

“These are some of the most corrupt, disgusting evil people on this planet,” she stated, throughout an interview on Actual America’s Voice, a information web site that caters to the MAGA nation.

“They’re pushing this globalist agenda they usually don’t care who they destroy within the course of. They’ve received to win and get that globalist agenda moved ahead and the one man that’s most harmful to that globalist agenda — which by the best way, would be the finish of America, the globalist agenda — the one man standing of their approach is the person you simply noticed in your display screen, President Donald J. Trump.

“And that’s the reason they unleased viruses, they’ve tried to destroy economies, they’ve tried to close down the nation — to cease him.”

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Me? I’m questioning the way it’s going with Lake’s plan to court docket moderates.

It’s possible you’ll recall that nationwide Republicans, hoping to regain a foothold in Arizona, have advised Lake to move on from the election conspiracy theories which have turn out to be her signature grievance.

She’s moved on all proper, to a New World Order conspiracy, the place a secretive cabal of elites (learn: “they”) are plotting world domination and there is just one man — one messiah — who can cease them.

This, from Arizona’s would-be subsequent senator?

Maybe it’s not so stunning that she would go there, spouting conspiracies that after had been the purview of antisemites and different assorted whackadoos. However we are actually dwelling in conspiratorial occasions — a time by which it’s completely acceptable to unfold chaos and concern so as to dangle onto — or seize onto — energy.

A time by which Hillary Clinton runs a toddler sex-trafficking ring from the basement of a pizza parlor that has no basement and COVID-19 is a deep-state plot geared toward unseating Trump and controlling our each transfer.

We’re as much as our eyeballs in fantastical intrigue about shadowy left-wing boogeymen (often pedophiles, nearly all the time Democrats) who’re secretly making an attempt to take over the world (often whereas participating in little one intercourse trafficking).

However to listen to it coming from the girl Republicans hope to ship to the U.S. Senate?

This might be a killer skit for Saturday Evening Reside.

Sadly, it is on a regular basis Arizona, the place our subsequent senator might be …

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