1.This one who ought to’ve simply opened with “How are you?”:

nothing more attractive than self-defeat and no confidence
u/ladiesman21700000000 / By way of reddit.com

2.This one who could not flirt to save lots of their life:

did you get arrested once? should be for being too pretty
u/Dyrax_for_hire2003 / By way of reddit.com

3.This one who thought cash may purchase obedience:

person asking why they were sent a screenshot of their bank account and the person answers, 'cause you need to tsee how much i got so you can act appropriately
u/AsianVixen4U / By way of reddit.com

4.This one who poured their coronary heart out by way of e mail:

i'm just going to tell you i have feelings of attraction towards you over email. probably as soon as i hit send on this i'll regret it
u/bobbingtonbobsson / By way of reddit.com

5.This rideshare driver who crossed the road with a passenger:

uber asks if the person has a boyfriend after being asked not to continue texting a customer
dcsabika14 / By way of reddit.com

6.This one who acquired their hopes up after getting this message from a crush:

we should make out
u/Hip_Spoon67 / By way of reddit.com

7.This one who invited a Tinder match to an terrible first date:

hey wanna go to an eminem concert with me this saturday, it's on fortnite
noneroy / By way of reddit.com

8.This individual whose corny pickup line labored…kinda:

The line "Do you drive a Nissan 'cause I want you Altima self" gets "That was a good one; I was actually wondering if you know any dealers"
u/papixsupreme12 / By way of reddit.com

9.This one who has weirdly particular tastes in girls:

Comment: "I would date u if u were more lowkey on social media; my type of girl is more a lowkey girl kinda insecure so she feels dependent on me, hot but doesn't really know it" response: "That's so lame LMAOO"
u/NapoleonDezern / By way of reddit.com

10.This one who was manner too mad about “carrying the dialog”:

Comment: "If you expect guys to do all the fuckin work in a conversation, then i can conclude you're a waste of human resources"; response: "I just don't want u bro"
u/Efficient_Ad7890 / By way of reddit.com

11.This one who ought to crop their good friend out of their courting profile footage:

"I'm researching important dates in history; do you want to be mine?" response: "Who's that cute blonde guy in your pics? He's very cute; is he single?" "So you swiped on me just for my friend" "Pretty much, sorry"
u/UrgentlyOrnery / By way of reddit.com

12.This one who acquired shut down however had the audacity to ask for the opposite individual’s good friend’s quantity:

"Hey, so I've been thinking and I'm really not feeling this; I think you're great but I think we should stay friends"; response: "I don't really do friends, but you can help me out, though: That tall blonde girl who is your roommate, is she single?"
u/Jastryx / By way of reddit.com

13.This one who was struggling badly from unrequited love:

On Christmas, person who gets annoyed when they see this person's lovey-dovey posts with their bf asks if they can block them for their mental health, and are told "Merry Xmas, it's up to you"
u/NicholasCWL / By way of reddit.com

14.This one who thought they acquired ghosted:

Person asks if they were ghosted, and person says no, they didn't ghost them, but the person's "conversation skills were subpar," so they "just stopped entertaining mediocrity"
u/EliteGreyIT / By way of reddit.com

15.This one who matched with somebody they’d met earlier than:

"I'm almost certain we were at a party in Feb where I hid in a cupboard for half of it and was asked to leave," and person says "It was my party and I asked you to leave"

16. This one who despatched a message to the improper individual and acquired much-needed recommendation:

17.This one who messaged somebody he’d already been rejected by earlier than:

18.This one who misplaced a date after going too far:

Person asks if the other person is on birth control, and when the response is that they're canceling the date, the person says they're kidding, but the other person says they're uncomfortable with these jokes and they're still canceling

19.This one who requested a suggestive query and didn’t get the reply they hoped for:

"When you eat watermelon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?" "I avoid the predicament altogether by purchasing seedless watermelon"

20.This one who took a shot and missed:

Person says the other person is due for an appt — "just a Netflix and chill appt; it's good to have a checkup every now and then"

21.And lastly, this individual whose pickup line flopped onerous:

"Yo dude, you kinda look like my first husband, idk I've never been married, though" "That's actually a first, for someone to tell me I look like someone else," "I worked so hard and you didn't even get my joke"
u/Isabemk / By way of reddit.com


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